@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
