what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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