better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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