she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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