'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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