i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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