You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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