Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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