i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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