I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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