can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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