Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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