Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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