I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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