We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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