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How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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