the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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