There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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