is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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