I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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