Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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