that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
birth control should be required to get into college
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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