just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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