I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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