Acid is not a monday night drug
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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