So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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