So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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