you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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