a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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