I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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