And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Randomize
