Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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