; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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