none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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