I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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