I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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