Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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