Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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