is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Every concussion has its silver lining
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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