i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
