I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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