At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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