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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
3pm strippers are depressing
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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