Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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