Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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