Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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