My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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