Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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