So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
