i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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