Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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