She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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