what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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