I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.