I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I would ride that face into the sunset
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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