I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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